Feb 28

Toilet Paper Trouble

I just spent the last twenty minutes in the men’s room, mostly because the stall I was in had no toilet paper:

I found myself looking for the right moment to relocate to the adjacent stall without being caught by another coworker. When I did, I was surprised to see that, not only was it not out of toilet paper, but it had an extra loose roll!

After I had finished my business, I placed the loose roll of TP in the stall that had none. I wouldn’t wish my situation on anyone, especially considering how much I, um, needed the TP.

Feb 28

Units begin to return from Kosovo

I received the following e-mail from my aunt and uncle in Cincinnati about my cousin. I’ve abbreviated the names to protect their privacy:

B. is coming home MONDAY!!!!!! (2/28/05) Please join us in prayers of
thanksgiving for his safe return. Praise God!
M.K. and D.K.
See press release below:
News Release
LOG # 05-10

February 25, 2005

Units begin to return from Kosovo

Columbus, Ohio – This week the Ohio Army National Guard welcomes home several units that mobilized in June 2004 in support of NATO peace operations in Kosovo. Public ceremonies are planned for the following units.

Times are based on anticipated arrival times from the unit’s demobilization station.

Monday, Feb. 28, 2005

2-107th Cavalry:

A Troop (Cincinnati): Approximately 75 Soldiers at 10:30 a.m., Union Terminal, 1301 Western Avenue, Cincinnati, OH 45203.

Feb 26

SOS for Getting Organized

SOS, in this case, means “Simplicity – Order – Steps.” I got that from a book whose title I have forgotten. I also don’t remember enough about this concept to elaborate right now. But, for what it’s worth, here goes:

  • Simplicity
    1. Take a look
    2. Take apart
    3. Take away
    4. Take another look
  • Order
    1. First things first
    2. First, now
    3. First choices
  • Steps
    1. Simple steps
    2. Orderly steps

Feb 25

Congratulations are in Order

… for Garry and Carla. They are expecting their first child:

We found out shortly before Christmas—boy, some Christmas present, huh?—and it was the biggest shock ever. Let’s just say it was very unplanned, but obviously Someone had other ideas for us. We’ve both been going through a lot of emotions since then…but I have an excuse—I can just blame the hormones (which I do, quite a lot!), hee hee. I feel completely overwhelmed about the prospect because I do take parenthood extremely seriously and don’t want to screw this up, I felt totally not up to the job of parenthood so I guess I tried to consciously avoid it and besides, I felt OK at not having children. I just don’t feel ready for this, period.

Why not head over and offer some encouraging words?

Across the Pond!: A Very Important Announcement

Feb 24

Listening to my Online Radio Station

Here is what I’m listening to on my LaunchCast station (reverse order; i.e., most recent is first):

ARTISTSONG
Smash MouthAll Star
Goo Goo DollsBroadway
Nine Inch NailsSin
The PoliceA Kind of Loving
(I skipped this one)
Sam KinisonPocket Toys
(I skipped this one)
Fernando OrtegaTake Heart, My Friend
U2I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Michelle BranchGoodbye To You
Brian McKnightBack At One/TD>
The Psychedelic FursFlowers
Danny ElfmanBack To School
BeckAlcohol (Previously Unreleased)
MorrisseyIrish Blood, English Heart
StingChildren’s Crusade

Feb 18

Cincinnati Interview – Ready, Set, Go

My wife is on her way to a job interview in Cincinnati. We kept Keisha out of school today because she’s not been feeling well. Last night we weren’t exactly sure whether Jennie would be able to make the interview, considering that I needed to be at work and Keisha would be off school.

No Children Allowed at the Interview

We needed to find someone to watch Keisha while Jennie was at the interview.

I tried calling Jennie’s mom last night to see whether she could watch Keisha for us. After about 20-30 rings (I lost count), I hung up. I prayed about it.

At 7:30 this morning, Jennie tried her again. No answer. Then she prayed that her mom would call back – she has caller ID.

At about 7:45, the phone rings. It’s Jennie’s mom. Yes, she would be able to watch Keisha. Sighs of relief.

Getting Ready

Since I’m about halfway dressed for work already, I wake Keisha up and get her started to be ready to leave. Meanwhile the dog is whining because he needs to pee, too.

As I finish getting dressed, Jennie hops into the shower, and I call the school to let them know Keisha won’t be there today. When Jennie comes out, she mentions needing to print out a copy of her resume to take with her to the interview.

I’m all on top of it. Except that the printer isn’t. Streaks of black ink run across the printouts, even after running the cleaning and aligning procedures.

What to do? I offer to print some copies of it out for her when I get to work. I save it to a floppy disk and, just in case, e-mail it to myself.

As Jennie and Keisha finish getting ready, I take the dog outside for a quick jaunt around the area. When we return, I give him a dog biscuit and put him in his cage.

Money for Breakfast

We get in the car and drive to the ATM to get some money so that we can get breakfast. I pray about the day. We get to the ATM only to find that about six other vehicles have beaten us to it. So we head to the actual bank branch just down the street. Jennie prays.

I hop out of the car and walk to the ATM. I slide the card and submit the info for the transaction. Then the machine tells me our account is not authorized. Two more times; once with my card, once with Jennie’s – same result.

Then I realize what’s wrong: I’d been trying to get money from a checking account when all we have is a savings account! Duh!

I finally get the money, and we grab some breakfast from the McDonald’s drive-thru. Keisha and I eat as Jennie drives me to work.

And They’re Off!

Jumping out of the car, I head upstairs to my office. I print out three copies of her resume and hand them to Jennie, who waits while Keisha uses the ladies’ room. A minute later, they’re gone.

We’ll see what happens.

Feb 17

Early Leave From School/Work Today

I’m going to be leaving work in about a half hour to pick Keisha up from school. She has a sore throat, some congestion, and a mild fever, according to the school nurse.

We’ve been giving her some Vitamin C and having her gargle, but I guess she really needs the rest, so that her body can do its job.

I’ll stop by Wendy’s to get us some lunch, and I’ll get her a Frosty. That’ll be great for her sore throat.