Jan 26

Workplace Worries – JOKE ALERT!

crossposted to Get That Job!

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business:

“I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.”

“Excuse me?” the young accountant said.

“I worry about a lot of things,” the man said. “But I don’t want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back.”

“I see,” the young accountant said. “And how much does the job pay?”

“I will start you at eighty-five thousand dollars.”

“Eighty-five thousand dollars!” the young man exclaimed. “How can such a small business afford a sum like that?”

“That,” the owner said, “is your first worry.”

via the Funny Jokes – Funny Jokes and Humor page

Oct 10

JIMM 17 – Something for the Kids

Play

Mood: playful
Listening to: JIMM 17 – Something for the Kids

In this podcast (20:06, 18.4 MB) I wanted to play some music that Keisha likes. We went to the Podsafe Music Network and picked out some Childrens songs. I wish I had a video camera and was able to capture Keisha’s dancing as I played these songs. During the last one, we both were up dancing:

The show was recorded at our dinner table, using the Dell Latitude laptop, a Labtec AM-242 microphone, and Audacity. The show was basically recorded in one shot with just a little bit of post-production processing of our filler between the songs. Oh, and there are a couple of new sweepers/station IDs, too.

By the way, if you want to call in your station ID, shout-out, or promo, call the Listener Hotline: 206-666-JIMM (5466)

Thanks for listening and for subscribing. Enjoy!

Songs played:

  1. “Get Out of Bed” by The Egerton Boyz
    They have their own weekly podcast, called “the Smelly Monkeys podcast:” a show that provides the humor, wisdom, and perspective that only kids can provide.
  2. “Autumn Leaves” by The Egerton Boyz
  3. “Eat Your Vegetables” by The Egerton Boyz
  4. “Thank You” by Smallfish
    The official Smallfish website address: www.smallfishadventures.com

As always thanks go out to the folks who help make this possible:

  • Audacity, a bit unstable at times, but it gets the job done. Just remember to save early and often!
  • podsafe music network
  • OurMedia.org and their partnership with the Internet Archive
  • Anyone else I may have left out

Please call the Listener Hotline (206-666-JIMM), leave me a comment (guidepost), or send me an e-mail to let me know what you think!

Aug 19

No Audioblogger, Some Workplace Humor, and a Taste for Fish

Get ready for the following:

No Audioblogger

Audioblogger appears to be down. I haven’t been able to call in for the past couple of days. When I’ve tried to go to ListenLab.com, I get no answer.

Some Workplace Humor

We have a new client coming on: Interior Building Systems, or something like that. Anyhow, the name gets shortened to IBS, which also happens to be the acronym for a digestive disorder.

Now whenever someone inquires about the company, specifically which individual is taking care of them, the question will be something like, “Who handles IBS?” or “Who has IBS?”

I’ve already forewarned that employee. Yuk Yuk.

This is not meant in any way to make fun of people who have IBS; I just found it ironic that the acronym of a company also stands for a medical condition.

Let the comments begin!

Feeling Fishy

Lately in our home we’ve been having a taste for fish. Last Sunday afternoon we were going to go to this place on Libery Street near Race Street (or is is Vine?) in Cincinnati to get some. Jennie and I went on a date about a month or so ago, and we went there. The place is called Alabama’s. Superb fish. Yum.

We went there on Sunday only to find that the place was closed. Then Wednesday before our Midweek service at church, we stopped by Long John Silver’s and got some fish. That was really good.

Last night I went back to the same Long John Silver’s and got some more.

Now it’s getting close to lunch time, and guess what I’m thinking about having for lunch?

Jul 12

I’m a Podcast Newbie

Podcasting is a hot phenomenon on the web right now. Over the weekend I decided to start getting into it. I downloaded iPodder and subscribed to some feeds, specifically those of the humor/comedy variety. Pretty cool stuff.

Ever since I was young, I’ve wanted to be in broadcasting. Podcasting may be a ticket for me to get into myself. We’ll see.

Apr 22

Driving Me Car Crazy

Background

Last October, some friends from church gave us a ’94 Chevy Corsica. Shortly after we’d gotten it, we noticed that it had this odd way about it. The right front tire area would wobble and “bounce,” creating a lot of noise and shaking the car.

It wasn’t bad enough for us to really do a lot about it, so we just lived with it. Over time, we noticed that the wobble only occurred between 30 and 55 miles per hour. Below and above, the car behaved almost normally.

Attempting to Leave

This past Thursday morning, when my wife came home from work, she said that the car was sounding really bad. A little concerned, I prepared to go to work anyway.

As I began to drive, I could understand what Jennie had meant. Instead of heading toward the highway, I headed for one of the nearby auto repair places. I saw a Midas, and I took the car there.

Beating Around the Bushings

I handed the owner/manager the keys, and he had a mechanic pull it into a repair bay. After he lifted the car a bit, he checked the right front wheel and called the manager over. After a brief moment, the manager called me over to take a look. The wheel was close to snapping off, and the car was definitely unsafe to drive in its current condition.

It turned out that it needed something called “sway bushings”, which are somehow related to the steering assembly; they had broken and were no longer useful. I told for them to go ahead with the repair and called my work to tell them I would be late by a few hours.

I decided to wait in their lobby, watching television, and thinking about the application I’ve been developing at work.

License to Pay

After the repair was completed, the owner/manager gave me the total cost, and I gave him my driver’s license so that I could use the car to go to the ATM to get the money. We don’t have a credit card, and the Midas didn’t take personal checks.

Attempting to Leave, part 2

I withdrew the $240 needed from the ATM, returned to Midas, and paid my bill. As I started driving toward the expressway, I noticed that the wobble was still there. I could tell that something was fixed because it sounded a bit different.

I stopped to get me some breakfast/lunch, and then I returned to the Midas. After I told the owner that the car still sounded bad, he had the mechanic who’d worked on the car earlier go for a short ride with me. He had test-driven the car earlier, but only in the Target parking lot. As I got up to normal driving speed, he heard and felt the wobble. We returned to Midas.

Let Me Axle You About Your Hub

He pulled the wheel off, and took a closer look. The manager returned to the waiting area and told me it looked like it could be a problem with the axle or the wheel hub.

I knew from an experience several years ago that replacing the axle was not cheap at all. The manager and mechanic later deduced that it was probably the wheel hub.

Take Me Home

After giving me the estimate, I told the manager to go ahead with the work and asked for them to take me home, since I didn’t feel like waiting around. The mechanic said he would take the car on the highway to test it out this time. I called work and told them I wasn’t going to make it in after all.

The driver and I started toward our apartment, and, about two-thirds of the way there, I realized that the apartment keys were still with the car at the shop. As we turned around to head back to the shop, I chuckled at how silly that was. I’m glad I had a sense of humor about it. I left the ignition key with the mechanic, and the driver took me home.

Pick Me Up

I went inside and went to bed for a nap. Jennie returned home from some training at her work, having gotten a ride from a friend. After a few hours, Keisha came home, and I was able to meet her when she got off the bus. We were home for a short while when Midas called to tell me that the car was ready. I told them to send the driver to come pick me up.

License to Pay, part 2

When we got back to the shop, the assistant manager gave me the total. I left my license again, needing the car to head to the ATM to get the money, approximately $200.

Exceeding the Recommended Daily Limit

I returned to the credit union I’d gone to before. They are not affiliated with our credit union, except for the fact that they have the same type of ATM, and we don’t have to pay a fee when we use it.

I drove up to the ATM, and tried to withdraw the $200. I got a message stating that I needed to contact my institution because the transaction could not be completed. I went inside the credit union, and the teller told me that, since they are not in any way affiliated with my credit union, there was really nothing he could do.

I drove home and called the credit union’s toll-free number, and I told the representative about the situation, including my needing the money for a car repair, leaving my license, and so forth. He said that the additional $200 would put me over my daily limit of $300, yet he would set the account up to authorize it for this occasion.

I hung up and returned to the ATM to try again. This time I the message on the ATM slip stated that the “Amount Requested Exceeds Daily Limit”. Perturbed, I returned home and called the toll-free number again.

The rep I spoke with the second time said that it was probably because they didn’t set up the addditional amount on my wife’s ATM card as well. I gave the woman that number and she said I should be okay.

Since we needed to get some groceries, Jennie and Keisha climbed in with me. We drove back to the ATM, and I tried with Jennie’s card, but the ATM wouldn’t even read it. I tried with my card, and I got the same message as before.

Seriously frustrated, I went inside to talk with the teller. I told him that my credit union had supposedly authorized me to get the additional money. He told me again that they were not affiliated with my credit union and that it usually takes some sort of nightly update f
or something like that to take effect.

Isn’t Science Wonderful

Deflated, I returned to our car, and we drove to Midas. I went inside and spoke with the assistant manager. I told him that I had a handful of ATM slips telling me that, despite my credit union telling me the contrary, I was unable to get the money at that time.

My biggest concern was that they would think I was trying to steal from them. Since they had my license, all they’d have to do is call the sheriff, and I could get arrested.

I asked them to hold my license until Friday morning, when I could get the money to them on my way to work. They agreed.

On Friday morning, I was able to get the $200 cash, pay for the repair, and get my license back. Isn’t science wonderful?

Isn’t God Wonderful

As I’ve reflected on this series of events, I’ve been able to see how God was blessing me through it all:

  • I was able to get to a repair facility before the car broke down. I could have been on the highway when the right front wheel snapped off. Then I would have been in a much worse situation.
  • We had the money to pay for the repairs.
  • The repair facility was very understanding in letting me leave my license while I drove the car to get the money.
  • These events took place during a slow part of my work week. Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday are the days when I’m most needed at work.

And I know there are other ways that God took care of me that I haven’t mentioned.

It’s nice to drive the car without the nasty wobble. It’s gotten so that I’ve nearly forgotten it was there at all.

Mar 29

What Is Easter? – JOKE ALERT!

This belated Easter joke was recently spotted on the Jokes and Humor Weblog:

Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, “So, tell me.”

She said, “Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ..

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”

St. Peter fainted.

But will my brackets turn out the way I want? That’s what I want to know. (g)

Mar 16

Definitely MY Daughter!

Here’s the news:

On Track To Move

On Monday I posted about our Potential Moving Derailment.

Yesterday my wife called to tell me she got the job in Cincinnati (Cincinnati Interview – Ready, Set, Go). Last night she handed in her resignation notice, in which Monday, March 21st, will be her last day.

We had hoped to receive an offer letter in the mail, but the woman from the hospital who called mentioned that the nurse in charge of doing that had been so busy that she hadn’t typed something up.

(Aside: the lady who called asked Jennie if I was in broadcasting or something like that, because of how the outgoing message on our answering machine sounds. I could be in radio, dontcha know!)

Jennie’s first day is April 4th. Night, really, since she’s working 3rd shift.

We still need to find an apartment, and yesterday Jennie made a couple of appointments this Saturday for us to look at some places.

I’ve been concerned about my job here, but my boss yesterday said that they could work things out, if need be, for me to do some development work at home and not have to drive up here every day. We’ll see.

Definitely MY Daughter!

I love making Keisha laugh, and I can tell that she’s picked up my sense of humor. Last night we went to the library for a little while to return some items. After that, we drove to the gas station so that I could pay through the nose to fill the tank up halfway.

Whenever we are in the car – just the two of us – we’re always kidding around with each other. For example, Keisha started making scary faces at me, and I would glance over at her and scream out as though I was scared. That would make her laugh, and, of course, egg her on.

After I’d finished paying through the nose at the pump, I climbed back in with my back to Keisha. I’d put on a silly face to surprise Keisha, but, when I turned toward her, she had a silly face of her own to show me!! We both laughed at each other.

Another thing I love to do to make Keisha laugh is some slapstick – a la Buster Keaton or Johnny Depp’s character Sam in Benny and Joon.

As we started toward the steps of our apartment building, I pretended that one of my legs kept wanting me to turn around and go the other direction. I had Keisha laughing so hard she nearly wet herself!

Guitar Man

I’ve been going through the songbook we use at church to learn to play the chords on my guitar. I’ve especially wanted to learn the songs we sing in Kid’s Kingdom. Thankfully, most western music is based on a three-chord progression, and this has been the case for most children’s music.

Sometimes I get lucky and there are only two chords used; the root and the dominant fifth. In rare occasions, I only need one chord.

It’s been fun, though, to play these songs at home. Last night Keisha and I sang a few before she went to bed.

Feb 03

Website Updates

There are a few things for me to mention today, so here goes

  • The Skinny on Mr. Big
  • Dan’s Links
  • Becoming More “del.icio.us”
  • Post Titles
  • Expandable Post Summaries

The Skinny on Mr. Big

Mood: Upbeat
Listening to: “INXS of U2″, a playlist of INXS and U2 music I brought from home
Reading: check out the reading list at Dan’s Domain
Eating: pizza that others in the office have purchased – thanks!
Watching: The Stepford Wives

Dan’s Links

I’ve updated the Dan’s Links page to include links to local radio stations. Click on the station’s logo and head over to hear radio in the Dayton area.

Becoming More “del.icio.us”

In addition, I’ve indexed posts in the 2004 Journey Inside My Mind archive from July through December. I plan to do this with the entire blog’s archives. The posts are labeled with various tags, and you can click the link to any of the tags to view a list of posts and other web pages I’ve bookmarked accordingly. Right now the tags with the most links are “family” and “humor” respectively.

Post Titles

Moreover, I’ve begun traversing through the archives, from the First Post to this blog, in order to provide the posts with titles. At the time I wrote them, I gave the posts a title and made the text bold, but that was before Blogger started giving users the ability to create Title tags (or whatever it is they call them).

One side effect of this is that permalinks used in later posts may no longer be valid. If you happen to discover one of these instances, please let me know. I’d like to avoid linkrot as much as possible!

Expandable Post Summaries

Finally, many of the posts are long, so I’ve taken advantage of “expandable post summaries”, i.e., the “Journey Further” link you see on the bottom right-hand corner of each post. (Did you know, by the way, that not every post is set up this way, even though every post has that “Journey Further” link?) What I like about having these is that you’re able to condense the amount of text readers see on the main archive page and provide a link so that they can continue to the post page for the rest of it if they want. Hopefully I’ve set up the expandable post summaries in a way that it’s intuitive to readers.

For more information on how to set these up within your blog, read the following article: Blogger Help: How can I create expandable post summaries?

Update, 2/14/2005: I’ve tagged most of the posts from November 2003. I also revised that month’s archive to have title tags for each post. As for 2002, where I began, I’m up through June’s archives. That is to say that I’ve revised that month’s posts to have title tags and expandable post summaries.

Update, 2/23/2005: I’ve finished going through the September 2002 archives. I’m also checking the referrer log to see which posts are being read, and revising those posts accordingly.

Moreover, as I see a post referring to another post that also needs revising, I’m revising that one as well. Clear as mud? Good.

Jan 20

2004 Recap

I’d have to say that the past few years have been the most challenging of my life.

Recently, I spent some time reviewing my blog entries from 2004, starting with January and going up through December. As I read, I noticed a common theme, and I was somewhat surprised to see that we’ve made it through everything. That is not to say that our circumstances are all that better right now. In some instances, they’re worse.

I guess I’m encouraged that we’ve been able to persevere and maintain a healthy sense of humor. In addition, I’ve renewed my perspective on God. Last year, I saw myself pull away from God in terms of my own commitment to him. I’m spending more time with him now than I did last year.

In previous years, I’ve posted a summary recap of posts from the previous year. I haven’t decided yet whether I’ll do that here. For now, browse the monthly archives: